Not quite my tempo

Phrase said by drummers often sarcastic when a drummer plays really fast indicating that they want it being played faster.

Drummer: *drums at 666 bpm*
Other Drummer: “not quite my tempo.”

by Gebruik niet je echte naam. December 14, 2022

Hold my ukulele

Similar to expression to the "Hold My Cigarette" or "Hold My Cigarette"

"How to embarass yourself on Youtube..."

"Hold My Ukulele" - Colleen Ballinger

by limbo9 June 30, 2023

Tickling My Bogels

for when something is not good or against you specifically, usually benefiting someone in a higher position than you.

c'mon, you're really tickling my bogels man.

please sir just a little bit of porridge, no? Please sir your really tickling my bogels!

by jams and probably some jelly July 10, 2023

Pop my Top

Get very mad

If you cuss that's one of those thing that will make me pop my top

by 12jdjd July 24, 2023

My Ruby Lips

My Ruby Lips: is used when referencing a woman's labia and the lips on her mouth. It describes the sensation a woman gets from being aroused.

My Ruby Lips is also an adult pleasure product website. MyRubyLips.com

My ruby lips are so red and puffy from being excited. Do you want to find out yourself?

by Ruby Lips August 14, 2023

collapse my wavefunction

A quantum mechanical euphemism for bringing a person to orgasm.

Dr. Tatlock: "Oh, Robert, collapse my wavefunction!"
Dr. Oppenheimer: "I am become death, destroyer of worlds."

by CdnKidsMD August 14, 2023

Oh my Universe!

This is an alternate to "Oh my God!" for agnostic and atheistic folks. The acronym is omu or OMU.

Oh my Universe! Did you hear what happened yesterday?

This can't be real. Oh my Universe! What will we ever do?

This is some bullshit, oh my Universe.

by LingDanc803 September 9, 2023