Floss the cat

1. Verb; To have sexual intercourse. 2. Verb; to masturbate, typically by someone who has a vagina. 3. Verb, colloquial; to participate in a repetitive or mundane activity, used as a substitute for any of the myriad synonyms for masturbating, typically associated with vaginally self-stimulating.

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I gotta floss the cat."

by Mr. Fisty Freeze July 14, 2021

cats and boots

A gay and homo af game for little kids who has no friends to play with

he has no friends he must be playing Cats and boots

by eirikdovbrokhoa October 01, 2019

SugarPlum (The Cat)

The cat poops on the floor plus the bed and if all because we left for one day..the cat now has depression and shit on u and me plus makes a cacophony! (I am now Dr.Suess) HAHAAHAH

SugarPlum (The Cat) took a shat again!

by Felix Kanky July 15, 2022

ultra cool hep cat

The Heppest Coolest Stylish Groovie Sophisticated Individual, anywhere.

He is a Ultra Cool Hep Cat, he makes everyone else look square.

by Uncle Tony 855 July 09, 2022

shaving my cat

Shaving your girls pussy

(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"

by Browncam183 February 07, 2017

cat gey fever

when your cat has the big gay and it can get spread to you when you come in contact with it.

watch out your cat may have the cat gey fever.

by cats R cool March 27, 2018

Nyan Cat's Brother

The ugly, and twice as annoying poptart troll; including disturbing background music to make it all the more creepy.

Some side effects of watching poptart troll are:

1) Feeling as though you are being watched,

2) Wanting to watch something happy like, Dora The Explorer,

3) Having the sudden urge to watch Nyan cat for a few hours.

Oh, do you ever watch poptart troll? I'ts on youtube. and is Nyan Cat's Brother

by 11111annonymous11111 November 19, 2011