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Kids R' Matched.com

He/she found himself a date on Kids R' Matched.com, a singles dating site for people in their 20's and over still on the emotional level of a 3rd grader.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
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You're booty kid

When you suck at a video game.
Paul: *Gets shit on in a game*
Demauriel: You're booty kid.
by MeMeSrUs2115 January 27, 2022
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Force field kid

The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.
"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."
by calibus January 28, 2022
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baseball kids

There the gayest motherfuckers and there all white crackers that show there fat smelly asses to us and are probably racist
Yo did you see those baseball kids!!!

Yeah those stinky pieces of shit I will digest and fuck them
by Ghenghisgypsy123 January 31, 2022
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Ladera Kids

The most horrible creatures imaginable. Emotionally infantile, self-obsessed, ignorant monsters bred for a life of hedonism by Ladera Moms. They infest and ruin all places within range of their eBikes and skateboards. The girls embody and aspire to dumb blonde stereotypes while the boys are similarly craven to either elitist jock or stoned surfer kakistocracy. No value can be squeezed from the lives of these soulless denizens.
Conversation in Ladera Ranch.
Q: Hey you want to get lunch at Board and Brew?
A: Let’s go down to San Clemente, I don’t want to run into any Ladera Kids at this one?
by Andrew Grey February 5, 2022
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scene kids

person 1: remember scene kids?
person 2: yeah, they peaked in like 2007
by P. T. HART February 7, 2022
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Ipad Kid

by Al3xWA February 8, 2022
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