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fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
by anonymous February 18, 2021
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Fart

A fart is a graceful burst of air that smells like peeps.
When u fart it comes out of two cherries that also smell like peeps.
Ex: My FART is quite unique!!!!
by iPad racoon January 3, 2021
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Fart Smella

The word: "Smart Fella" but the starting letters of the words are turned around. It's mainly used as an insult for joking around.
by ArcherDooser/Roo June 23, 2023
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Fart me down

When you want to get farted down dirty style
"Fart me down daddy"
by DemonLordDefinition August 29, 2023
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sniffing a fart

Someone who looks like they are continuously sniffing a fart
Tony: Man, I saw that Stallone on TV in yet another self promoting attempt to reclaim fame.

Enzo: Yes, he looks as if he is totally sniffing a fart all of the time.
by cutthecards December 5, 2023
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A fart comes before the storm

A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.
Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
by CountOlaf69 July 14, 2024
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