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Rebecca Black 

an 8th grade aspiring pop star with the amazing hit single "Friday" in which she pops around with her awkward buddies and sings about the weekend.
Friend: Hey, Rebecca Black, what day is it?
Rebecca: FRIDAY, FRIDAY, YESTERDAY WAS THURSDAY. TOMORROW IS SATURDAY AND SUNDAY COMES AFTERWARDS.

Jacob Black 

The only good character in the whole Twilight series. Actually CARES about Bella, instead of being an over-controlling stalker (see Edward Cullen).
Edward Cullen fan: OMG!!! EDWARD IS SOOO HAWT!!!
Jacob Black fan: STFU!!! Jacob actually cares about Bella! Edward is just a controlling, stalker douchbag!
Edward fan: YOU STFU!!! BELLA AND EDWARD WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!!!
Jacob fan: Whatever, you brainwashed twit! (kills Edward fan)
Jacob Black by MetalHead16 November 13, 2010

[louisiana black snake] 

a large black penis that exceeds 8 inches soft
the white woman stared frighteningly at his louisiana black snake

Rebecca Black 

A preteen, pimpled girl who sky-rocketed to Youtube and Internet meme fame after her notorious vid "Friday" came out on Friday, March 11th.

Name now synonymous with awkward dancing, braces, preteens driving cars, and "We so excited"/other bad grammar use.

Also means a girl attending a party while totally oblivious to the pedos (aka Usher 2.0) that are going to show up there (having driven to the party by switching lanes really fast).

She may get her ass slapped by six-year-old boys. She may also ignore all friends on the right.
Rebecca Black wants her cereal! U no how it is.

Wait a minute, is that Rebecca Black in Usher 2.0's back seat?

Hey, Rebecca Black, can I attend your party? I'm really into prebuscent little boys.

Call of Duty Black Ops

A game set in the 1960's released November 9th, 2010. Absoultely the best Call of Duty games released yet. Unfortunately it can interfere with some important plans, dates, events, etc.
Girl: Hey, wanna go make out later?

Guy: I can't sorry, I gotta go home and play Call of Duty Black Ops.
Call of Duty Black Ops by Hary Wang November 16, 2010

big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000 

when yo mamas giving me da gawk gawk bro on gawd she makes it juicy oh mah lawd im prayin for deez nuts to be full of wet slimy sticky sticky milky
Bro.

I'm feeling so good right now, you could suck my big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000