monkey

a hairy ass person

that foo look like a monkey

by fxckaopp;) April 27, 2020

African Tunnel Monkey

A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.

Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.

by dr. abel September 10, 2013

Skunk Monkey

A smelly annoying asshole. Who sells drugs. Holds his illegal gun, he knows nothing about and is ready to jam, sideways because he's retarded. He wises he was cool, but is a Fuck Boy.

A Gangsta Rapper.

Also known as the American Ape, Porch Monkey, Apple Tree Ornament, Brillo Pad, or Nigger.

That fucking Skunk Monkey tried to sell me crack again

by RobertELeethe2nd December 13, 2024

Monkey Mustard

Monkey Mustard is when you fart so hard you shoot out globs of shit. Similar to shart.

Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.

by slimelord August 24, 2018

Workbook Monkey

When implementing Workday, working with consultants or implementors that actually have no business skills other than showing you how to fill out an Excel Spreadsheet.

We need to transform our financial processes, but John is just a workbook monkey, he can't help us.

by Agamemnon999 October 30, 2025

The Spider Monkey

while making out with a girl, you pull both her ears while simultaneously blowing into her mouth, thus making her face look like a monkey.

“how was it with alisha last night?”
“it was tremendous, i hit her with that spider monkey yurr”

“what is the spider monkey?”
“it’s when you blow air in your girls mouth while pulling her ears, it’s totally nuts!”

by mondocrunk May 23, 2022

Monkey Slam

The surprise act of physically slamming something or someone while falling, usually in a hype situation while yelling "MUNK-EH SLAYUMN!". typically the slam is an all out two-handed strike from above.

*playing video game*
Friend: "Hey Brian, where is Michael at?
Brian: "idk, he was just here.
Michael: *coming in with a friendly fire attack from above* "MONKEY SLAM!!!!!!!!"
Brian: "Aw fuck Mi-" *dead, respawns*
Brian: MUTHER F*****!!!

by IceReapr November 17, 2025