me-time hand

The hand used for masturbating.

You're getting a tattoo on your hand? Is that your me-time hand?

by Bill.yeg January 2, 2019

time-spiral

A phenomenon in which a time traveler unintentionally or intentionally influences a timeline in a loop-like fashion that causes ever increasing differences with each loop around.

Often referred to as a time-loop (inaccurately).

Terminator is a series involving an ever advancing time-spiral.

by bokonon82 January 5, 2019

Time Wasters Coordinated

A coordinated effort by spiritual death-row walkers to waste a righteous person's time

When I go to relax in the Spa Pool, the last people that I need to try to tap into My spiritual rest are fools of the Time Wasters Coordinated ilk.

by deksper January 7, 2019

Gutter-time

When you buy Dunkin Donuts and you sit in a gutter and you have a nice time

Man I need to make some space for my annual gutter-time session

by The Space Jew January 11, 2019

Timmy time

Timmy time is the perfect storm of means (money), motive (bored with been a grownup) and opportunity (weekend with no responsibilities or commitments) where a Timmy can take a cocktail of drugs and alcohol and float around the city catching up with old like minded friends

My girlfriend is at her parents for the weekend so I can have Timmy time

by Wiseinmythirties June 13, 2018

Nacho time

Spending time consuming nachos of one kind or of many kinds

Dude I just had some quality "nacho time".

by Mrthumper17 June 21, 2018

Time Wizard

A guy, that can travel trough time and perform magic while traveling.

Person A: expelliarmus, i'm traveling through time!
Person B: You're a Time Wizard, Harry.

by Felicia Kayuukanashi June 21, 2018