"Jagat gives good head, he turned me gay"
"His mouth is so good"
"He tastes like cheese"
"Can I play clash royale with you?"
"Wanna give that homeless dude head? Yeah of course, share the love!"
"Jagat cunt is the name we give him after a good dick suck"
"His mouth is so good"
"He tastes like cheese"
"Can I play clash royale with you?"
"Wanna give that homeless dude head? Yeah of course, share the love!"
"Jagat cunt is the name we give him after a good dick suck"
by Mythic.gg Fanboy October 21, 2021
Get the Jagat Cuntmug. by mediumaverage October 14, 2016
Get the Quite Cuntmug. Parent (or Parents) that enforce a financial, time and effort burden on their friends as they cannot be bothered to organise baby sitters to go to bars / restaraunts and instead always host an inferior event.
These parents always find excuses not to partake in activities, holidays, evenings etc and become overbearingly dull.
These parents always find excuses not to partake in activities, holidays, evenings etc and become overbearingly dull.
Brian: Hey Steve, are you coming on Johnny's stag do in Eastern Europe, we're going to shoot some tramps with some armed prostitutes??
Steve: Sorry Brian, Sarah's organised some 'drinks and nibbles' with the NCT lot. So I need to wear that new polo shirt that she bought me and keep everyone topped up with Waitrose quiche and hummus
Brian: Oh yeah. Johnny said that you'd become a Cunt Parent
Steve: Sorry Brian, Sarah's organised some 'drinks and nibbles' with the NCT lot. So I need to wear that new polo shirt that she bought me and keep everyone topped up with Waitrose quiche and hummus
Brian: Oh yeah. Johnny said that you'd become a Cunt Parent
by __banterman May 19, 2024
Get the Cunt Parentmug. A common aussie term. Used by both men and women in a friendly way. Often used as a way to greet a friend.
If someone calls you a cunt (in a friendly way), don't stress. You've just made a mate for life.
If someone calls you a cunt (in a friendly way), don't stress. You've just made a mate for life.
by ur.mum.69 September 15, 2022
Get the Cuntmug. by Louie^2 March 2, 2020
Get the Cuntmug. by fuckdady one on me June 13, 2018
Get the cunt basketmug. 