Cat

a small, tamable animal that anhiliates mice and other things like birds

some have a unique talent of vibing
some are born with just an intent of bloodshed
and some are just neutral

"I Own A Cat"

by catlover53 July 10, 2023

cat

a phyco cute demon that is very amazing and fuzzy. can be seen on curtains and toast. it has tiny shanks on its paws and will normaly get in your way whilst reading.

i mew there fore i cat

by Xx_dorkmaster999_xX November 3, 2022

Fuck a cat in a basket

When shit is just so badly fucked up that there is just no other way you could express the fucking shit show that’s going on at the moment

This is when the shit has hit the fan and every mother fucker in the room has shit on their face.

Everyone and everything is fucked

Jesus Jenny, you lost our life savings gambling in Vegas, fucked a wild Mexican and shat down your leg whilst giving a hobo a blow... Fuck a cat in a basket!

by younginvestor September 24, 2020

Cat

A cat is a mammal that is furry and has a reputation for being likeable. Cat's are infinitely better than dodges. Oh yeah and they lick people.

I have a cat,

by bigboitoes22 November 4, 2022

Cat

The owner of your house, the destroyer of your laptop, and the curtain annihilator.

The cat is the ultimate weapon of your household. They will eat the dangerous goldfish, fight off lasers, makes sure you spend your money wisely (on cat toys and food) and will scare off you night-intruders with their scary glowing eyes.

Friend 1: You wanna meet my cat? It's very cute.

Friend 2: Sure.
"Friend 2 was never seen again..."

by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023

National Give Up Some Cat Day

May 30th. National Give Up Some Cat Day is a day dedicated for women to give up some cat while wearing a short dress and thong

Today is National Give Up Some Cat Day.

by Oxford Dictionary LLC. May 30, 2024

Cat

Cat is an attention seeking manipulate bitch who has no regard for other people’s emotions

Wow! Cat is such a fucking asshole!

by RottingSunflwr September 9, 2023