When the multiple loud bangs outside are logically gunshots, but is okay to ignore it because “its probably fine”
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by Hahahehelol123456 December 31, 2025
Get the Texas New Year mug.Celebrating a New Years count down in another Canadian province according to Newfoundland’s local time, in order to go to bed earlier than at midnight in your home time zone.
by Basall January 4, 2026
Get the Newfoundland New Year mug.A dirty swinger move where you hire a cheap hooker, slap a nice dress on her to make her pass as your date, and bring her to a swinger party. The whole point is to bait some clueless husband into pounding the prostitute while you raw-dog his hot wife upstairs. Trading sewer-level pussy for prime married ass.
Mike: Yo, how'd that swinger party go last night?
John: Bro, I ran the ultimate New York sewer trap. dude was all over her, and I spent the night balls-deep in his trophy wife.
John: Bro, I ran the ultimate New York sewer trap. dude was all over her, and I spent the night balls-deep in his trophy wife.
by newyorkman January 6, 2026
Get the New York sewer trap mug.When the attendant is pumping your gas you have them fart onto your pork roll, egg and cheese sandwhich. Then you must immediately consume that sandwich while it's still warm.
Man that attendant really gave me the New Jersey Gas Pump treatment. Hopefully that was just ketchup he left on that sandwhich.
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