Derivation of Monkey Face - a female wipes period blood on the face of her partner during cunnilingus and then proceeds to stick pubic hair to said partner’s face using the blood as a rudimentary adhesive.
“Christ, when I glanced in the mirror I looked like a badly beaten up Bee-Gee but it turns out Sharon had just given me a sly jammy monkey”
by Dirk shufflebum February 7, 2024
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a monkey aka harisson aka dude aka tan man aka monkey tan aka ao ming but a nice guy to everyone he is a boy born on speterm 39843
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Named after the minions of the Wicked Witch of the West, in the Wizard of OZ. These are people who have no minds of their own and will do the bidding of a witch (with a B) that controls them. They will fly out of nowhere and attack you, because they unquestioningly believe what she/he told them.
Are you innocent? Doesn’t matter.
::witch cackling:: “Fly, my pretties! Fly!”
Are you innocent? Doesn’t matter.
::witch cackling:: “Fly, my pretties! Fly!”
“Great, :: name:: is jealous of me. Now she’s sent her flying monkeys to spread gossip and get me fired”!
by Lord Tracey April 6, 2023
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Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*
Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*
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