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oh god help me

please get me out out of heriehehbehunjmaisnydbe shetvstvsysnunsjshvtevtwwnwjn22nwhbhwsnsnw
oh god help me i’m being kidnappppppppppppppppppppppppp
by holdupisthatawalkingmcdonalds October 11, 2020
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give me your neck

when some one says some retarded shit
Atta 1 : yo if you watch gay porn once its not gay
Dude 2: give me your neck you gerb
by cashcarti April 14, 2017
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catch me if you can

a nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"
When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you know that the person you are talking to is indeed capable of having a coherent argument with you and is being lazy.
by Sexydimma February 17, 2018
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Fuck me in da ASS

When a girl wants to get SO horny, that she want YOU men to FUCK HER IN DA ASS.
Logan: Urrr... Jake... F...fuck me in da ASS. Ooooh! ooh oh oh oh oh HARDER! C'mon fuck me HARDER. Ooooooooh.....
Jake: I'm getting wet too babe... Wait... UUUGGHHHH... Yesssss.
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Pick me white person

A white person who insults other white people to get validation from poc
White girl: Ugh white people are soo annoying, don't you agree *poc person*
Poc person: UMM... Are you just tryna gain validation from me?? You pick me white person
by Mali34 October 27, 2021
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tell me a story 2

Part 2

The identity talked to the the guy through live streams and asked him questions. Eventually it asked the right question and got the same answer the girl got, only slightly different. The girl thinks she understands now but is still skeptical. She wondered if the guy broke up with her for other reasons. Was she not pretty enough? Did she act too weird around him? Did she do something wrong? She could recall many times that she has acted weird, or didn’t look her best, and did things a good person wouldn’t do. She was very obnoxious at times, and she once admitted she liked them too when someone told her they did. Of course the guy found out about it. So the girl believes that was the reason the guy lost interest, and broke up with her. She misses him so much and knows she's done him wrong, but does not know if he feels the same. But we will never know their future. Until it happens.
I told you it would be sad. I'm sorry. here's a tissue. This is a true story that I've experienced. And I regret lying to everyone about me having split personality disorder. And I regret the choices I've made in the past. Hopefully my friends will forgive me one day.
tell me a story 2
The big sister said she's too tired and that she'd tell her one tomorrow. The girl on the top bunk said "but you told me you'd tell me a story yesterday. this is unfair. >:"
by Jaydenality2 September 3, 2021
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Don't bum me Bayly

A term used when a said individual says something, then you immediately say that. Similar to 'cool story bro'; constant banter.

-A Strong put down.

Variation:

All right Bayly, don't bum me.
Male1: "I've got tickets to the pantomime!"

Male2: "Don't bum me Bayly"

Male1: "Lets go to the cinema this weekend."

Male2: "All right Bayly, don't bum me."
by Unhappyclown December 16, 2011
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