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Tell-Tale Fart

When you are holding a fart in, quite suspensefully until eventually you release it, hoping no one realizes that it has come from you.
Narrator: “Villians! dissemble no more! I admit the deed! here, here! — it is the smell of my tell-tale fart!”
by Anonymous 4734902 November 8, 2021
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fart in face

The best way to show dominance to those bitches who need to be put down in their place!
Wife: Hubby pls take out the trash
Hubby: But you are so heavy

fart in face
by Petrus / Milbo January 28, 2018
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fart contamination

When a fart stains the couch, or underwear, or fabric, etc. Car seats.
I hope this couch we got on craigslist doesn't have any fart contamination on it.
by wassupweasel May 16, 2016
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fart

The Screculum will cum out of your bum into your mouth BFVAEWFEGMNO of the boy in the FAHINU(EGBHJ when we tell off ffopfp to man kind kind kind
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by cawalgala October 28, 2021
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Whale Fart

1. When a girl quiff's and farts at the same time due to both anal and vaginal intercourse.
Sally is having intercourse with her boyfriend. At the same time she has anal beeds in. Due to too much air within the pussy and ass she farts and quiffs at the same time - therefore whale farting.
by The Whale farter ;) February 21, 2013
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Farting

A Flatulence Occur The Noises.
Like they said. Bob is Farting While Flo Watching a TV with Him.
by MayDayMeh June 19, 2018
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Bowl fart

A fart recognized from a mile away
Always sound the same usually with a distinct echo. Usually done by moms.
Did you hear that echoing sound?
Sounding exactly like a bowl fart.
by Deadcrown July 26, 2021
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