Typically used as a shitty comeback for when someone is losing an argument, it can also be countered with 'well i smashed your mom!' very typical 2010s slang.
tim:john you dont even know how much ive been in your girls dms, she sent me her nudes
john:well deez nuts have been in your girls dms
tim:but my girl is your girl, does that mean youre in her dms?
john:i smashed your mom
john:well deez nuts have been in your girls dms
tim:but my girl is your girl, does that mean youre in her dms?
john:i smashed your mom
by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022
Get the deez nuts mug.A witty expression based on hardware: two nuts alone can’t fasten anything without a bolt. Used metaphorically to suggest that just having more of the same doesn’t complete the job — sometimes what’s needed is a complementary part, not another identical one.
Literal meaning: In mechanics, two nuts can’t do the job of a bolt; a bolt holds things together, while nuts secure it in place. Without the bolt, the nuts are useless.
Figurative meaning: Two people with the same flaws, mindsets, or roles often can’t make things work. Balance and contrast matter.
Word Play:
“Nuts” = metal fasteners
“Nuts” = slang for mentally unstable or wild
Literal meaning: In mechanics, two nuts can’t do the job of a bolt; a bolt holds things together, while nuts secure it in place. Without the bolt, the nuts are useless.
Figurative meaning: Two people with the same flaws, mindsets, or roles often can’t make things work. Balance and contrast matter.
Word Play:
“Nuts” = metal fasteners
“Nuts” = slang for mentally unstable or wild
“My two bosses complain and point out all the issues on the job but don’t lift a wrench to fix it. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”
“All talk, no torque. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”
“All talk, no torque. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”
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It was masterfully created to fit both serious and comedic scenarios. If you’re trying to hide naughty words in front of children, you may use this as a substitute, AND if you’re just using this as a playful or ironic go between with you and your friends it also works well.
This pun is a play off of “coconut milk,” but instead places emphasis on the “nut” to add sexual implication.
It was masterfully created to fit both serious and comedic scenarios. If you’re trying to hide naughty words in front of children, you may use this as a substitute, AND if you’re just using this as a playful or ironic go between with you and your friends it also works well.
This pun is a play off of “coconut milk,” but instead places emphasis on the “nut” to add sexual implication.
“K-kyaaa Keith-kun~ what is this sticky mess coming out of my ochinchin??” “It’s... uh... coco-nut milk ewe”
“Haha! Yeah dude, she was totally sucking up my coco-nut milk like she was had a thirst from hell.”
(Child present in room) “And so yeah! I was totally going at it and then his... coco-nut milk got everywhere.”
“Haha! Yeah dude, she was totally sucking up my coco-nut milk like she was had a thirst from hell.”
(Child present in room) “And so yeah! I was totally going at it and then his... coco-nut milk got everywhere.”
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