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News wench

Journalist, reporter, editor, pagenator, news photographer
The news wenches wont stop harassing the serial killers wife for intimate details about their marriage.

I got in a car accident today and within 15 minutes the news wench showed up to take photos of the carnage.
by vixeyg May 17, 2011
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New Snort

When something is a new call/news.
That video is a new snort.
by Ak47igmomm November 28, 2019
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King's new pfp

Person1: Did you see King's new pfp?
Person2: Yeah that's an ugly ass duck.
by Oxalis Cate January 9, 2022
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ACE OF KPOP! TURKISH NEW GROUP VELYN

It's been confirmed that VELYN, a two-person group that will soon debut in Türkiye, is Ace. These new 5th-generation idols are bringing a new era to K-pop! The members of VELYN, who have mastered all kinds of laughter and love for each other, are now the Ace of K-pop!
Gokce and Merve from VELYN is the ACE OF KPOP! They are ACE OF KPOP! TURKISH NEW GROUP VELYN
by RoswiewsVELYN August 21, 2025
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New Hampshire Army National Guard

Always Ready. Always There.

Citizen Soldiers typically drill once a month and receive full tuition waived at New Hampshire State Schools. We're Doctors, Nurses, teachers, students, firefighters, police officers, state troopers, college professors, coaches, plumbers, contractors, business owners, journalists, etc. We're people who have important jobs in our communities who have decided that we ALSO want to stay fully qualified in a SECOND career to serve our country. We have given up our time with our families and time off from our civilian careers for training and drills. We somehow manage to do two things very successfully. And we think that's pretty "cool".
Dude, that New Hampshire Army National Guard soldier is literally getting paid to go to college. They must be their parents favorite child.
by jollyranger December 21, 2016
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online news

A regularly updated online publication consisting of several connected subpages within one interface and containing news, articles, advertisement and other content relating to current affairs; often offering social elements.
The online news article I read isn't used in the printed publication.

The online news article is fake.
by authoritative by design June 5, 2017
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New dad stat

A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.
I knew he would win the fight, the new dad stat is never wrong.
by deepspace9mm September 4, 2021
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