black person: touches white person
white person: get your black monkey bannana peeling hands of me Niiigerrrrr
white person: get your black monkey bannana peeling hands of me Niiigerrrrr
by MR0rizz October 25, 2022
Get the monkey mug.Verb; Pregame of clapping them cheeks. It’s the best way to end a Saturday night, the monkey isn’t gonna smack itself. Ya heard?
Dylan fled from Danville to hurry home & smack that monkey.
I was on my way to the hiney, but first I just had to smack that monkey to make her happy.
I was on my way to the hiney, but first I just had to smack that monkey to make her happy.
by King Draco November 24, 2018
Get the Smack that monkey mug.When a woman won't leave a partner or group of friends until she has found a suitable replacement, like a monkey swinging from one vine to another, generally because she can't stand being alone.
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Get the monkey principle mug.by Daddy Piccolae December 24, 2021
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by need head November 4, 2023
Get the monkey mug.A terrible critic who does insults, glaze, and/or calls stuff "woke", often to promote a agenda or ideology, usually right-wing or conservative; a grifter.
The Lex Luthor's monkey The Critical Drinker labels Superman (2025) woke because he doesn't like it.
by David X. Hatley October 5, 2025
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