Hot Egg Sandwich

The hot egg sandwich is both cunning in the preparation as well as the delivery. The delivery act involves pressing your asshole against ones nose as your balls sit comfortably within the confines of the mouth. Whislt in said position you expel foul,rotten egg smelling flatulence into the nose of the previously mentioned. Now let us learn of the preparation. A 3 week diet of only expired eggs, committing to such an endeavor takes superhuman strength, but when successful all of lifes secrets become obvious.

Brianna said i can sniff like a bloodhound, 3 weeks later i gave her the hot egg sandwich

by Coollikedirk April 4, 2021

Mint Hot Dog

When you keep the cock ring on for too long and your wangus starts to turn green.

Yooo I heard you whacked off a little too long last night and got that Mint Hot Dog!

by HeteroSapien69 May 5, 2021

Poaching a Hot Tub

1: The act of searching for a hot tub in a nearby area and doing whatever it takes to get in it...whether it be jumping fences or avoiding mean dogs or hotel security.
2: Not stealing a hot tub; more like stealing and enjoying the hot water and company of friends. Taking what you wish was yours.

"Hey man, we gonna go poach a hot tub tonight?"
"So steal it?"
"Nooo! go find one and drink some brews in a nice hot tub, that isn't ours."
"Then hell yeah, we are definitely Poaching a Hot Tub tonight!!"

by wildchildwiththeredhair December 18, 2012

hot dog dance

The art of standing on top of the table in the buff and swinging your wang to and fro

I walked in and everyone was performing a hot dog dance

by Rob Sal October 19, 2013

hot trash breath

The smell of a dog's breath that will make any person around it involuntarily gag.

Macy, you stinky dog! You have hot trash breath!

by funflinnie January 7, 2012

Peanut Butter Hot

1) Someone or something that is so hot, it makes you unable to talk or walk.

Alternate pronunciation: peanut buttuh hot (Northeast).

Oh my god, did you see the new girl in school? She is peanut buttuh hot!!

After I wax my car, I remember how peanut butter hot I thought it was when I bought it

by DSlim2 January 14, 2012

Hot Cocoa Therapy

The act of snuggling under a blanket and hiding from the cold by nurturing a mug of hot cocoa as the name implies. Practiced by many who suffer from Cold Anxiety.

Clay: Hey Becca! Wanna go build a snowman?
Becca: Fuck that shit Clay! I'm staying here and enjoying some Hot Cocoa Therapy! Fuck you and your snow man too!

by WeebabySeamus October 5, 2011