Wilson Mom

“Wilson Mom” - Noun
plural: Wilson Moms
informal
: an attractive woman of the age of 30-55 with a rich husband, living in or near the town of Wilson Wyoming.

“Wilson Moms” come in a variety of assortments, but all give “attractive soccer mom” vibes. The best way to spot them will be tight fitting pants, the latest IPhone tucked in the back left pocket, a thermal or sweater accompanied by a Pearl Street Bagel coffee cup, and Stio Hat.

Be warned! Most Wilson Moms tend to be Karens

“Look out, Wilson Mom at 3 o’clock”

by BeSlamming November 12, 2023

Ur Mom

Ur Mom Gay!!!!

Ur Mom Gay!!!

by P-47 Thunderbolt July 6, 2021

Mom

She kisses me boo-boos she braids my hair we love you mothers everywhere

Mom can you help me with my homework?

by Despicable Me2 June 1, 2022

Cereal Mom

CD for short and CD is the best cereal parent of all times with Trox so All Hail CD and only CD because CD the best parent ever

CD is the best parent
Cereal Mom is a mom and Cereal Dad is dad :>

by LeCanadianCoconut October 24, 2020

Astrin's mom

A very hot female

-That woman is hot
-Bro it's Astrin's mom

by Trol1307 September 17, 2022

Your Mom

The person the mailman railed last night

Your mom got railed so hard by the mailman bro! (maybe it was me)

by sus6 July 2, 2023

your mom

YOUR MOM IS HOT

and you.............

your mom

by svnsxine October 2, 2021