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cream eye from the one eye

Having one's eye welded shut by a hot stream of man chowder.
Fuck the facial, lets give her a cream eye from the one eye.
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charming the one eyed trouser snake

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.
Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool
by Jim July 19, 2004
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One wrong don't make a right

1: It is not acceptable to do something bad to someone, especially when that someone didn't deserve it.

2: It is never right to wrong someone, especially when that someone is minding his own business.
One wrong don't make a right is a counter-quote when "two wrongs don't make a right" is said.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 28, 2005
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get outta one's sight/ face

The hell are you doing here?? Get outta my sight!!!
by reia March 10, 2005
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One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior

This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.
I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.
by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008
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two girls, one stanley cup

A sexual act in which two girls mimic the time honored tradition of the wining hockey team drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup, by inverting a male participant with his legs spread wide, thus creating a cup out of his anal orifice from which they will then urinate into and then drink out of, sometimes with a straw.
"Those girls roll dirty, I heard they like to perform the two girls, one stanley cup"
by Barney Stenson October 30, 2013
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Got so vibing one meh?

A phrase delinquents in Singapore use to communicate with other delinquents in expressing their common interest for a topic
wtf bro we wearing same shirt, ''GOT SO VIBING ONE MEH?''.
by Dionydion October 13, 2019
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