ur mom

the person I fucked last night

I fucked ur mom.

by poptartt February 5, 2022

Your mom

2013 joke of the year

guy: your mom
girl: your mom

by easycashsnipah January 4, 2021

Mom

Ur parent / gardian who is always there for you .

Most imporantly a word british people can't spell .

It is also used a insult the common insult know as 'your mom'

Me: fuck off
Guy 1: Ur mom dumbfuck

by Dictonary12345xx February 20, 2020

Ur mom

Its your mom

Bill: I would like to do something today
John: Your mom?

by Iam your mother April 6, 2022

ur mom

used for any type of comeback, very effective

guy 1: good morning neighbor
guy 2: ur mom

guy 1: dies of ass cancer

guy 3: what are you doing today

guy 2: ur mom
guy 3: gets cancer and dies

goes to school theres a shooter

shooter: everyone dont move

guy 2: ur mom

shooter: dies but gun goes off from dropping it and guy 2 gets shot

guy 2: ur mom~
school nurse: comes in clutch with an ice pack
everyone: starts to lose hope
guy 2: gets up and walks it off with ice pack
everyone: cheers

by currently shitting? April 19, 2022

mom ru

ur mom but backwards...

.tenalp a deredisnoc saw ehs ,taf os si mom ru

by shaneshanebob January 8, 2023

Ur Mom

somebody being very obnoxious and replying with two words.

Matthew: Hey what's up!
Francene: Ur Mom

by urmom1111111111111111111111111 August 9, 2018