Double Excel Toilet Paper

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!

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by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020

whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP

oh god plz help me WAAAAAAAAAAAwooper whooper whooper whooper jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP

freind: hey want some of deez?
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *

by talkplaymore May 6, 2023

double cheeseburgered

when two people stack on top of each other on a bomb site in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.

Shawn and Austin double cheeseburgered the enemy team on Cache. Check your corners.

by skr95 April 4, 2021

Double Tap

To Double tap someone is to have sex with them.

Person 1: You want to double tap that, don't you?

Person 2: Yeah!

by Lord_Uhtred January 10, 2017

double-digit bird

A polite sounding nickname for the impolite and badass double-fisted gesture.

As the onetime Insurrectionist in Chief entered the arena with his clueless homies to watch some UFC action at Madison Square Garden, Nia Renee Hill, the wife of comedian Bill Burr, timed her double-digit bird just right for the Jumbotron!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 12, 2023

Double-Crossed

When you are under the influence of marijuana and alcohol, being “crossed”, while also under the influence of caffeine and nicotine.

The second “cross” is the caffeine and nicotine, hence both “crosses” making a double cross.

The alcohol gives you a buzz, the weed makes you high, the nicotine releases dopamine, and the caffeine keeps you awake. Combining all 4 substances at once creates a blissful and energized high if done properly.

It’s important to not over-do any specific substance but to consume each keeping it mind the goal of being double-crossed, otherwise you risk going through a tough time in some way.

Jake: I heard you got double-crossed at the party on Saturday.

Matt: Yeah, it was one of the best highs I’ve had. Nothing hits like 4 at once.

by Pouncer400 March 29, 2023

Drumstick double

Giving two gentlemen handjobs in the backseat of a car while home from college on thanksgiving break

Did you hear that Cathy gave a drumstick double to Scott and Brian?

by Goin' skiing September 24, 2017