Cat Food

Another word for pussy.

I want to eat your cat food.
Jamaicans don't eat cat food.

by BadGalRi June 3, 2017

warrior cats

The best book series ever. Written by erin hunter. Feral cats living in the woods.

Me: Have you read warrior cats
Friend: duh
Stranger: Whats that
*Shoots stranger*

by Thetntteam June 15, 2024

Cat

Cats are the most elegant, most graceful, and most funny thing I've ever seen. Even though they can be trouble, just give them time for a nap.

Cat- meow (don't touch me human)

Human- *pets cat*

Cat- *hisses and bites the human*

Human- owch

by Stitch_The_Cat July 29, 2021

Cat Father

The kind of guy who deposits his load, does the bare minimum (if anything) and dips. Can typically be found expecting to be treated like the leader of a pride or king of the jungle but constantly complains about having to be there emotionally, mentally, or heaven forbid, financially for the children he helped create. Will have delusions of grandeur surrounding his contributions while blaming everyone but himself for his inability to provide what normal fathers consider par for the course.

Based off an English translation of a Dutch saying relating to absentee/irresponsible parenting habits that can be found universally across the Western world: katvader

Kim: Jamal is always talking about 'nation building' but he can't even raise his own kids.
Lea: Ugh, typical Cat Father.

by Sai the Magnificent December 28, 2021

Cats

Tiny balls of furry fury with diseases aplenty

Friend 1: Hey dude I just got a new cat!
Friend 2: A cat!? Cats are just tiny balls of furry fury! That's why I have a dog.

by AWildGayPerson November 8, 2023

Pocket-Cat

the act of gooning through a hole in your pants pocket while talking to someone

"hey man do you mind if i pocket-cat right now? your lookin' mega cheeked up"
"sure dude, im pocket-catting right now!"

by Cospinsane April 2, 2025

Cat in the kitchen sink

While having anal intercourse the act of which one or both testicles end up in your partners vagina.

Got a little to rough last night... we finally played UPS and I delivered a package to the back door. Didn't know it would end with a cat in the kitchen sink.

by freakshowdaddy May 16, 2021