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Cum

Sticky white substance that comes from a males BIG FAT COCK
my stepsis got real horny and wanted big fat cock, I pulled it out and she started sucking it until I came. She wanted it in her, so I pulled down her pants and started giving it to her and I came again. My homie started calling and I told him to come over still while giving it to my stepsis. My homie saw what was going on and pulled his cock out too and we all had a threesome and came together a lot until the room was cover in cum. Now we all have threesomes daily
by The fucks a prior rmgm April 9, 2022
mugGet the Cummug.

cumming joel

dum :)
cumming joel was being weird in the bed room :D
by gabb the grabb January 4, 2023
mugGet the cumming joelmug.

Cum-Smeck

The act of jizzing in your own hand and then quickly slapping someone in the face with that hand.
Nigga, if you don't get me my money I will Cum-Smeck you so hard!
by can sir July 30, 2016
mugGet the Cum-Smeckmug.

berries and cum

berries and cum is a ritual when a man with mommy issues eats berries while masturbating and cums on them while screaming "UR MOM" afterward he might do the little lad dance.
"yesterday was so fun! i went to the water park!"
"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother doing the berries and cum ritual."
by pizzarollsnorter September 9, 2021
mugGet the berries and cummug.

Cum jar

take a jar and put something in it then cum in it
Person 1 : IS THAT THE CUM JAR !?

Person 2 : yes
by JaysonTheson February 4, 2022
mugGet the Cum jarmug.

Cum swap machine

A machine that will swap cum from one penis to another. It hurts, at first. But you will soon get over it.
Don't make me use a cum swap machine on you!
by chrissypren April 1, 2021
mugGet the Cum swap machinemug.

Cum drunk

When you have consumed such a vast amount of semen that you feel drunk
Logan: Hey Khan I don't think Adam Cone will make it to work after last night's party, he swallowed so much of our semen he got cum drunk and passed out on the floor.
Khan: yeah maybe best not to cut trees down with that much of a cum induced hangover
by vedyfactualfacts June 25, 2021
mugGet the Cum drunkmug.

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