day late friend

Person 1 likes Person 2 and told Person 2 their feelings but Person 2 has gotten over or is in a relationship with someone else.

We could have been lovers, but ur still my day late friend.

I'm sorry I'm going out with Samantha, your a day late.

by Insomnia67 August 2, 2006

Slap ass day

On august 29 of every year you must slap a girls ass to celebrate the holidays!

Hey it’s national slap ass day!

by BhadBhaby August 28, 2018

Kick dick day

On oct. 5 every girl has the rights to kick any boy in the dick.

Emily: Omg Clara! It’s kick dick day!

Clara: Yayyy! Imma kick Noah in the dick!

by Precious07 October 4, 2020

buy nothing day

n. Black Friday, in the United States,the day after Thanksgiving, traditionally marked by early morning sales accompanied by irrational violence at malls and shopping centers as bargain seekers do whatever they can to get what they want. Anticapitalists have dubbed Black Friday "Buy Nothing Day", and have attempted to counter the excessive consumption of the day by leafletting against the same sales, creating mock sales and coupons, organizing boycotts, and generally attempting to draw attention to the plight of the poor in the U.S. and around the world in contrast.

On Buy Nothing Day, not only should you avoid buying consumer goods and services, you should take positive action to emphasize the immportance of human life as opposed to material possesions.

by chthonik December 28, 2005

Green Day Elite

1. A very stupid ranking in the Green Day fandom. Most of the time, this ranking is self-proclaimed.

2. A person who hates newer Green Day fans for not having the luck to know the band earlier(which would be before the American Idiot/Warning era).

3. A person feeling more special and superior than any other Green Day fan. He or she, most of the time, would generalize everything, and claim to be open minded and smart.

4. Someone very proud to be a Green Day fan.

We are the Green Day Elite.

by Brightnegativity July 29, 2008

Summit Country Day

An extremely prestigious and selective Pre-K - 12 Co-ed private, Catholic school in Cincinnati, Ohio that has total around 1,000 students. Many of the kids who go there from K-8 are very wealthy because the tuition runs about $13,000, but from 9-12 many are on scholarships and finincial aid, and give a shit about their lives. The high school is possibly the greatest institution of secondary education in the Tri-State area. Their SAT scores are much higher than almost anyone else, and they get in to much better colleges than your average private school. Most of the kids that have gone there their entire lives dont appreciate how lucky they are to attend. It made national news in January 2004 when a part of its beautiful 120 year old main building collapsed. Luckily the damage was repaired. Has probably the most beautiful chapels in Cincinnti. Has a reputation for not being great at sports, but its hard to make a football team out of 160 guys. But, we won state championship in lacrosse last year. Of all the many Catholic schools in Cincinnati, Summit is by far the greatest.

Guy 1: "I go to the Summit Country Day School."
Guy 2: "Wow, I wish I was as lucky and smart as you!"

Average Summit Lifer: "God I hate it here I want to go back to Indian Hill High and go have sex with all my rich friends and not care about my grades and suck at life."
Me: "Dumbfuck."

by Droo Hammur October 22, 2006

St Patty's Day

Name used by intellectually challenged Americans for St Patrick's Day.

Hi Quaint Irish Person, where can we get a green beer for st patty's day?
Patty? Who the fuck she then when she's at home?

by OrishShannon February 21, 2011