Get it off the water tower

A colloquialism invented in prison used to denote when a debt won't be paid or a request won't be fulfilled.

James thinks that he's getting paid 20 dollars for that haircut. He better get it off the water tower.

by SheatheFlipz December 3, 2025

Professional Time Waster

Professional Time Waster:
A new online trend. A person who deliberately enters high-end shops or dealerships, secretly films staff, pretends to be a serious buyer, has no intention of purchasing, and exists purely to waste time, make content for a living, and sometimes score freebies.
Their motto is:
“Their time, my money.”

Lee: Bruv… have you seen them videos on YouTube? That Polish geezer who walks into them high-end shops and car dealerships?
Frank: Yeah, bruv, LOL.
Lee: He acts like he’s gonna buy stuff and just wastes everyone’s time. Salesmen and managers get well pissed off when they find out, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Innit, bruv? The comment section’s is always calling him a professional time waster too, LOL.
Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 25, 2026

nut in yo bish like water

thoroughly cumming in your friends girlfriend

the statement (nut in yo bish like water) meaning that you just fucked your friends girlfriend a busted a nut in her.

by splash on ya bish like water February 15, 2017

Whatever keeps you on the water

An alternative to "whatever floats your boat"

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."

by Bonebaby November 25, 2018

Setting a teabag in hot water

Doing it saying something that will cause drama/ tea

“He told the group chat who he was asking out? He’s just setting a teabag in hot water.”

by MopCob69 May 31, 2019

Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Water

A Philladelphian slang word for the kids from the suburbs in Pennsylvania who only drink purified water, because they’re too snobby for spicket water, which they call sink water. Also called MFLMPW

Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Waters are pathetic

by slingshot.aj July 16, 2019

Drink a fish out of water

Consuming mass amounts of alcohol... aka drinking more than most people and still surviving

I can drink a fish out of water

by Drink a fish out of water October 21, 2020