crofty jambone head

To have a head like a christmas ham.

Jeff - Hey whats that over there
Dan- thats james croft

Jeff - oh i thought it was a lost christmas ham

Dan - no thats just his crofty jambone head

by G_meister November 23, 2019

Gel head mark

When someone is being a prick for no reason and they wear too much hair gel

Your a proper gel head mark

by Pussy slayerzz April 3, 2020

Loud Egg head

a egg looking person and is very loud and has a 70% chance of being dropped on his head.

Rick:'' look at him"
bob: "Hes such a loud egg head"

by KI* ddd December 2, 2016

Red headed turtle

When a women has an oversized clit, that sticks out past the vagina lips

I could see she had a red headed turtle when she took off her panties.

by Doohymer July 7, 2023

bald headed miner

an erection. Plain and simple.

John pulls a fitty, takes her back to his flat and introduces her to his 'bald headed miner'.

by Cecil Squeezepipe October 3, 2011

Doo doo head

A doo doo head Is someone who can be extremely annoying does annoying things and usually smells bad to be a doo doo head you have to be irritating and persistent

Stop hitting me you doo doo head

by Cy_ January 2, 2021

Balloon’s Head Disease

The code word for Airhead.

Wow that Psychopath has balloon’s head disease, don’t say the real word otherwise he’ll kill us all.

by Sonar System September 15, 2023