Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024
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Get the Cat mug.Black Cat usually belonging to someone who encounters it and usually receives information on a certain situation that could be of manipulation to a person that is innocent black cat usually has dangerous sides seeing only his enemies and leading his Child out of the dark . Once you have made games on a child of this Spirit you will usually be gamed for life meaning the person who which the game was played on gets to make the endings for each and everyone of them that sucked a devils dick meaning you lose cause you aint sweet like honey and you definently dont get money and cat man can fight he usually terrorises his victims before he strings all of your sins on to your next generation and all your family so be careful of who you might play games on cause the cats in the tree are watching you and if you have ugly eyes they might just poke them out cause they urrrrrrrrggggggglllllllyyyyyyyy like your sister and your gay buddies murrrrderrr inc niggah bitch , Have some pufffet you sickkkkaaaaaaaaaaa
Definitely devoted to the one and only tiny pussy lips Black cat will be have dog by foot and hung like the rest of the shitnitskis
by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019
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P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.
by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024
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Guy 2: Shat on your cat huh?
Guy 1: George shat on a cat at his date.
Girl 1: Damn, he's had blue balls for weeks.
Guy 1: My dad busted into my room when my girlfriend was over and totally shat on my cat.
Guy 2: I feel you bro, my parents make me keep my door open.
Guy 2: Shat on your cat huh?
Guy 1: George shat on a cat at his date.
Girl 1: Damn, he's had blue balls for weeks.
Guy 1: My dad busted into my room when my girlfriend was over and totally shat on my cat.
Guy 2: I feel you bro, my parents make me keep my door open.
by Kiirah June 2, 2018
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