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Monkey in the Spittle

When a person is on their knees, jerking off two dudes, and they get themselves covered in their spit-lube.
"Boy, my knees hurt from playing Monkey in the Spittle last night."
by Thundercock Soulpuncher November 23, 2014
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To throw monkeys out of the South Pole

If someone want to do something on a unusual place where are not needed tools or materials.
Want to do impossible things.
My brother came to me to the swimming pool yesterday and he wanted me to help him with making a snack. Looking at him I said idly: Here? You're throwing monkeys out of the South Pole?
My girlfriend want me to pay a boat-trip. She thinks that I'm gonna to throw monkeys out of the South Pole, I'm not a millionaire.
by Sidam September 7, 2013
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Monkey

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by Frank Von TidewaTer May 1, 2022
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Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem
Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!
by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011
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Monkey Debugging

When a programmer resorts to making random changes to their code until something works.
Joe spent hours staring at his code, trying to figure out a solution, until he finally gave in to monkey debugging.
by monkeycode July 19, 2023
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Beat by the monkeys

To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...
Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.
by Zed Numar July 13, 2021
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monkey's blood

fruity flavoured syrup used as an ice cream topping, generally raspberry or strawberry flavour
(northern english term)
can i have monkey's blood and a flake on mine please
by m56 January 17, 2025
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