Somalian Cum Kettle

Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms

I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!

by Theshattalker April 13, 2017

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Cum roulette

You and your homies get glasses of milk and one glass of cum. Spin the table around and mix the cups around. Who ever gets cummed looses

Me and the homies just played cum roulette

by Ronald McTits February 9, 2022

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Cum jacuzzi

The resulting pool of semen when one blows his load into a belly button

Jonah didn’t clean his cum jacuzzi and got a wet patch that soaked through his t-shirt

by skittoi April 25, 2021

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cum

the white sticky liquid that comes from your ball to your dick then it squirts only when u jerk off or watch a lot of porn wile horny.

I feel it Layla ima bout to cum

by ZL2351$C March 28, 2023

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cum-guzzler

Cum-guzzler could be used in roughly the same way as "dickrider". Basically, someone who likes something to the extent that they'd constantly bring them up and annoy the fuck out of others. It could be also used to describe someone that likes someone when the feeling isn't mutual.

1. Sophie is so fine oml
2. Stop being a cum-guzzler, Finn. She doesn't even know you

by iloveguzzlingcum February 22, 2025

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