Skip to main content

This New Life

a book written by a fourteen year old girl over her school breaks. 157 pages long, about vampire in love with another vampire, and forgetting her terrible past. She remembers the terrible past while learning about her new thirst. such as her fellow coven member jill, being her daughter.
"Have you read This new life yet?!"
by Erika Moussienetly June 25, 2009
mugGet the This New Life mug.

New York Day

New York Day is June 12, the day New York was founded.
Person A: "New York Day is June 12."
Person B: "What a beautiful day!"

Originally published 9/17/1999
by user1011001 July 11, 2024
mugGet the New York Day mug.

The New Misanthropy

A novel condition in which the sufferer looks upon approaching human beings as threats, just for breathing, and wants them to burn in hell.
What was this moron, this utter fool, coming toward her with his mouth covered and his fucking nostrils exposed?! He was human scum, a killer, and the sight of him filled her with revulsion. At one time she might have found him attractive. But now? Now she wanted to smash him, hard, but that would entail proximity, the last thing she'd ever want to share with another person. She knew she'd contracted The New Misanthropy, but it was a damn sight better than Covid.
by Monkey's Dad February 10, 2021
mugGet the The New Misanthropy mug.

New Jersey Cheesecake

Noun describing the fetish of having feces rubbed on your face with male semen on top.
Last night we had the most intimate moment that ended with a New Jersey cheesecake.
by DirtyJersey7689 February 23, 2023
mugGet the New Jersey Cheesecake mug.

new indie

A type of music that isn't played on the radio.

Usually has a deeper meaning than they let on.
"How come I've never heard this song before? It's really good!"
"Because it isn't played on the radio."
"Oh, why not?"
*bangs head on a door for a couple of minutes*
"Cause it's New Indie."
by Unknown Appreciation September 19, 2017
mugGet the new indie mug.

new friday

The tuesday you get drunk on good whisky and swap wives with your friends
Last tuesday fernando and nanci got new friday'd at tino's house
by FGCinHB December 2, 2017
mugGet the new friday mug.

dad’s new pad

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody
“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad”
by listlessnesss December 5, 2021
mugGet the dad’s new pad mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email