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jack kettrick

This boy is the definition of perfection. He looks like he has been sculpted by God himself. He was honestly made by the hands of God and was chiselled to perfection by Jesus.
“My god that boy is stunning, gorgeous, beautiful… just overall perfection

“Oh it must be Jack Kettrick
by Stirlin gossip July 5, 2023
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Jack-off-lantern

The act of finding a jack-o-lantern, and fucking it. Typically done by 14-18 year old horny boys during the halloween season.

This term also applies to privately owned pumpkins that also get fucked.
Jesus fuck dude, this is how low you'd go? Doing the jack-off-lantern? Just do the pringles can thing, you sick fuck. Kids are watching.
by BrowntonioBrown July 6, 2023
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Jack Shepherd

Jack Shepherd is an interesting character. Mr Shepherd is also the founder of Baldmary Oil. In addition, many would know him as BonzoTheGreat. Jack Shepherd is known for his baldspot. Why? We still are looking for the answers. His baldspot attracts millions over the globe. Some say he should be on love island. Sadly, his casting spot was taken by a local civilian named Radick Milner.
by Side-Eye FC July 10, 2023
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Jack Teixeira

A moron that leaked documents to the Minecraft server thinking he exposed Putin, but got his ass arrested
Damn, no wonder why Jack Teixeira leaked that shit to some Thug Shaker Central
by TheRealUltraJack299 July 10, 2023
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Jack Riddle

To be stupid. Not very clever, most likely to be lacking in intelligence
by mahimahi July 12, 2023
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Jack Dell

the most sexiest man alive. he is amazing in every way and is better than all of you
by jack dell stan July 15, 2023
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Rusty Jack in the box

An old senile person that pops up sporadically in an attempt to appeal to the youngest generation in an attempt to stay relevant.
Is that Joe Biden or Bernie Sanders? Either way, it is a Rusty Jack in the box.
by Trixie McFly July 24, 2023
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