Soaked 'er Balls

The term used after putting lots of Visine into someones eyes.
Usually happens after smoking weed.

Guy 1:"How come Laura's eyes aren't red, you can't even tell she's stoned."

Guy 2:"that's because I soaked 'er balls after our sesh."

by ~meatsandwich~ April 20, 2009

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Mancunian Disco Ball

The art of a Mancunian male dipping their nutsack in glitter and then tea-bagging someone

She said she wanted to do something different, so I gave her a Mancunian Disco Ball

by Ibanezdemon December 16, 2012

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A massive intergalactical company that has all the money in the world and secretly controls it. They own everything and have everything. They spread monkeys around the entire Earth, and earn money and power from it.

Nigger Balls Corporation is worth quintillions!

by HJJ I November 2, 2023

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Sharp as a Beach Ball

Not too bright and certainly not sharp!
Usefully juxtaposed to something really sharp.
The opposite of "sharp as a razor" - clearcut and incisive.

That guy is as sharp as a beach ball - he didn't even realise the girls were teasing him when they fell on the floor laughing! He was well taken in!

by Brian Butterly February 13, 2007

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Feminist Blue Ball

1. When a female had plans on having a real relationship with a guy but then he turns out to be a misogynistic asshole so she then asks him to pick her up, him fully thinking they are going to have sex, but sends him to be wrong address. Also giving a final message that she is out of his league and he can suck it.

2. A woman destroys and blue balls an entitled, dumbfuck guy.

1. Girl: This guy sent me a pick of his needle dick, now he keeps being an asshole.
Friend of girl: tell him to pick you up at some random ass place and feminist blue ball him.

2. She is a feminist blue baller.

by Lilcorkatorque February 3, 2019

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