What if'ism

What if'ism is the historical narrative which is intended to replace modern historians "blame history" which is intended to explain "what if" we didn't do something to elaborate on the lesser evil chosen as a form of prevention against a larger evil.

Modern historians and social activist blame the British and Canadian governments for bombing German cities in World War 2. Without these bombings, German industry would have rampaged and possibly shifted the tide losing us the war costing millions of lives.
Joe: Did you hear about the bombings in Germany during WW2? What our government did was stupid.

Chad: Ever heard of what if'ism, if we didn't do that we would have lost the war dumb-ass.
by Historical-Jack February 04, 2022
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What the nani

What the nani - can also be pronounced like this : what da nani, what nani...

A mix of "What the fuck" and the japanese word "Nani" from Ken the Survivor (stands for "What ?!").

Use it when you are very suprised and would be tempted to say "What the fuck ?!", but you really like Japan (and slang is sometimes frown upon).
1) Your father : "You listen to Rammstein ? I hate Rammstein ! It's pure shit !"

You : "What da nani ???"

2) Your girlfriend (if you're a male) : "Hey, in fact I'm a lesbian... Ciao !"

You : "Wh-what the nani ??"
by WhatNaniDePunjitsu April 26, 2020
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What would Barney say?

A question which confirming you to choose a girl by Barney's opinion.

And Barney is Neil Patrick Harris in a TV show HIMYM. He's a playboy and the righteous scorer of women.
Boy 1: I am going with that girl tonight, bro!

Boy 2: Yeah? Are you sure? She's not that tight.

Boy 1: Really?

Boy 2: Sure, what would Barney say?
by DeadMasterL February 09, 2012
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when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally
*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide
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What the hibs

an exclamation of ultimate surprise, if someone is being a cock
Steven:*junky bats calum*
Calum: what the Hibs!
by Lethonjane jayquelin March 06, 2019
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what-the-hell-shit

You're a what-the-hell-shit!!!
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what the frog

when your parents dont let you use frick
example:
person 1: did you know that they eat frogs in france?
person 2: WHAT THE FROG? are they dumb or what😂😂?😂
by froggers4Co May 15, 2018
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