Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

Red

Red - the color of a color in the color spectrum.

I like red

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 12, 2022

Diving the red sea

Diving the red sea is when you go down on a girl while she is on her period. That is all!

My god, been left jam-faced after diving the red sea with my girlfriend last night.

by mandudno2 August 17, 2011

The Red Head

The guy on the stairs this one girl is head over heels for.

The red head needs to dick down a certain someone.

God he’s such a red head

by anon17fromme November 21, 2021

red asshole

Your asshole is sore from constantly wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper.

Brian has a case of red asshole from using that grade 4 sandpaper toilet paper from Dollar General!

by RonMark46 June 30, 2022

Red

Someone who is always sus

“Red sus”

by Redisalwayssus October 23, 2020

Red pill guys

Hey, look at that. They're wrong.

Hym "Right? Because Tom Brady is the highest value man but his wife fucked a loser with a fat cock. Right? Brett was saying that people were going to use that as evidence that the red pill guys are right but REALLY it's the opposite. It proves that I'M RIGHT... AGAIN! CRITICAL FAT-COCK THEORY! The ultimate dating theory."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2024