average penis length

Well the average penis length of a guy in England is 5.5 inches.
The average for a guy in america is 8 inches.
The average for a guy in China is 3.3 inches.
The longest penis length recorded in China is 5.5 inches.

Dude1: What is your average penis length?
Dude2: 7.5 inches
Dude1: Wow!

average penis length by FunkyChavv July 24, 2006

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fake penis

Noun

1. The most awesome thing/happening/person ever.
2. Incredible, awesome
3. Antonym: real penis

Friend 1: DUDE! That guy just hit and run your car!

Friend 2: WHAT?! REAL PENIS!

Friend 1: (checks) Oh no its fine, no scratches or anything.

Friend 2: Hell yah! That's fake penis right there!

fake penis by aznstar808 October 16, 2008

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off my penis

Suggesting that One is intruding in another person's personal affairs. More like "mind your own business"

"Hey man, are you still banging those 3 girls"
"man stfu, and get off my penis"

Also,
When a person is being extremely bothersome in trying too hard to impress a person

"did you like how I painted your house,washed your car, and cut your grass?"
"You are ALL UP ON my penis"...calm down

"Hey, get off My penis man, you're annoying me"

off my penis by Tru3k1 October 2, 2007

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Taking desire make penis large

Taking desire make penis large by Real randy June 3, 2022

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Foot Penis

a penis grafted to your foot for those with a foot fetish

Girl 1: That dude has a crazy ass foot fetish, he got himself a foot penis

Girl 2: OMFGWTFBBQ!!

Foot Penis by Ericcil23 December 19, 2008

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magic penis theory

1.)one penis simultaneously gets off 2 women.
2.) A menage trois.

3.)Having sex with someone then forgeting if you actually had sex.

1.) The magic penis theory. "I shot her in the grassy knoll then I ran away and no one ever found me"

magic penis theory by Michael Doyle June 4, 2003

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G Penis

A fake penis used by women to have lesbian sexual intercourse.

My G Penis just got stuck in an electrical outlet!!! Oh FUCK! My G Penis is helping me in lesbian sex.

G Penis by Hanchi July 4, 2006

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