mom

someone who makes u cry even more when youre in tears

my mom is the best yknow

by t.tiana January 2, 2022

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

Mom-Dad

(n.)-one who is both mom and and dad of the friend group

Ex. The mom-dad loved football and asked for an ice-cold beer, and made sure everyone was happy for the rest of the game.

by DSsquared2 September 20, 2021

your mom

the person i fucked last night

bro your mom

by watermelonman37 December 1, 2020

Your mom

Your mom, telling someone your mom's gay

Your mom hahahahaha

by Kloutgod manegment November 28, 2020

ur mom

ur mom is so amazing

omg ur mom is so amazing

by bloopblooppeepee April 5, 2022

Your mom

A she beast of a human who eats the souls of innocent little kids

Hello perso your mom

by Hdjssssss September 20, 2019