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The Black Book of Communism

A dubious hodgepodge of dishonesty and Nazi sympathy that tends to be the touchstone of libertarian cranks, shitlibs and Jordan Peterson dorks the world over. The bellwether for figuring out if someone is an apple polisher or bootlicker.
Imbecile: Communism killed 100 million people, I read it in the Black Book of Communism.
Me: You actually watched a PragerU video on YouTube and your penis is very, very small.
by JeffersonWheelchair April 17, 2022
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Black Monster Cock 4

Thanks to Combatzone.us there is now an amazing sequel to all of Black Monster Cock's greatest hits! Featuring new double wide anal penetration and buckets of man juice, this new movie will have you on you knees... begging for more ;)
by BlackCockLover May 27, 2011
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oh shit, a black guy

After a period of not seeing black people for a very long time, you see a black guy and exclaim "Oh shit, a Black guy!"
*Walking down the street and passing a black guy*
You: *turns to friend* "Oh shit, a black guy!"
by Robby6521 March 25, 2011
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Black Dick Madness [B.D.M.]

Its when some girl (or guy if your gay) are feinding for the black cock. Usually White girls are diagnosed with this illness.
That bitch has a bad case of Black Dick Madness B.D.M.
by Big _Mike_ August 11, 2006
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Black Ops Cold War

A Overhyped cod that is most likely gonna be shit. And is a reboot of the black ops series because they have no ideas and are trying to copy modern warfare 2019
Bob: YOOOO BRO I'M SO HYPED FOR BLACK OPS COLD WARRRR.
Daniel: Bro it's just the same shit different year when it comes to Multiplayer. Why are you hyped
Bob: Because it's gonna be like the good old cod daaaayssss
Daniel: Not gonna happen. Also I bet you're gonna end up hating the game after a week like MW 2019.
Bob: Stfu
by xdgamerman420 September 20, 2020
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black heart queen

a song by the hardcore punk band gallows, quite possibly one of the best ones
"Black Heart Queen"

Today my heart collapsed.
And the feeling in my stomachs like a knife in my back.
And it's too damn short for me to get a grip
and pull the fucker out before it sticks.

Today my lungs collapsed
And I'm choking on my blood which has all turned black
And everything I'm spitting out. I'm spitting out.
Just spells your name.

Why, oh why, would you use that one.
You know I never used it, cos it just ain't on.
Can you pull it out of me please
cos it really fucking hurts and Its making me dizzy
No? Well fine, then ill tell you what.
I'm gonna tell you that I love you till my breathing stops.

Today my heart collapsed
Everything was fine and now I'm ready to relapse.
I can't understand how you made it through
I'm totally fucked cos I'm falling for you..

Today my lungs collapsed
and I'm choking on my blood which has all turned black
and everything I'm spitting out
I'm spitting out.

Why would you use that one
you know I never used it cos it just ain't on.
can you pull it outta me please
cos it really fucking hurts and it's making me dizzy
No! well fine then I'll tell you what.
I'm gonna tell you that I love you till my breathing stops.

The black heart king
has met his black heart queen
forgot everything he was
for the taste of her skin
his nights no longer lonely
once he let her in
and by the orchestra of wolves
you can hear him sing….
by entery #1232131 October 6, 2007
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Black belt in beer pong

This is someone who has a unearthly ninjaness in beer pong mastery. these individuals have the ability to fingerblast your girlfriend while still maintaining a p.h.d. in beer pong. a true m-f 'ing beer pong champion never bounces, because bouncing is for bitches. if you encounter a BBBP they will turn your tiny joke of a weiner into a mangina.
" You were supposed to get married yesterday, i heard you didn't show up?"

" i know, we ran into a black belt in beer pong and i woke up in a bathtub with my dick hanging out and a helmet on

"thats crazy dude"

"it gets better, i also stole my girls cat and took a dump in her microwave.. im not hanging out with those guys ever again"
by 2 guys 1 cup April 8, 2010
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