Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024

Mr. Fish

Blub Blub

Mr. Fish: blub blub

by anonymous January 6, 2024

Mr. Bucket

overly gay dumbahh

hey Mr. Bucket Windows emulator

by volta07 January 6, 2024

Mr. Bowman

Is top G and if reads this should give his entire class donuts. And dating advice for Nathan. Also more dreadlock pics, we need insiders on the life of Parker Bowman.

Mr. Bowman wears his shirt with his face on it all the time because he real cool. Also Katie Varga.

by someonesgay January 8, 2024

Mr. Vampire

a song from the popular k-pop group ITZY. it is in the album BORN TO BE and it was released on January 8th 2024. some of the other songs include: Born to be, untouchable, dynamite, etc. This song does not have Lia in it but the album does have the song Blossom with only lia in it.

girl: hey boy, did you listen to Mr. Vampire yet?
boy: fuck no, I hate k-pop
girl: kill yourself now
girl2: I listened to it and it was great
boy2: yeah man

by Biggest stray kids fan January 10, 2024

Mr. weed

A nickname for that one person in your friend group who you suspect to be a homosexual.

Named after Peter griffin’s boss at the happy-go-lucky toy factory who was heavily implied-but never explicitly stated- to be gay

Friend 1: can you guys make a nickname for me that’s not a gay joke

Friend 2: sure, how about Mr. weed

Friends 1 & 3: *laughter*

Friend 2’s internal monologue: he has no idea

by 18 is a great number January 12, 2024

Mr. Lian

Mr. Lian is the China boss. You do what Mr. Lian tells you. If you don't, he will give you a disapproving look. Hell, he might even ship you back to China. He is a cheap bastard. At all times he can be found sipping on booze and puffing on cigars. At the end of the day, he will either be your best friend or your worst enemy.

I went out to lunch with Mr. Lian today. Damn is he cheap. He stole toilet paper from the bathroom.

by jonjonpowchicken January 13, 2024