Best friend

someone who you love but also want to punch so bad

I want to punch my best friend so bad rn

by Just a weeb comin through September 18, 2020

Bad Friend Blago

When you have a friend like a Blago. Which is nagger and always wants you to study because you have exams.

-Hey you free this evening?
-Yeah, wanna go to the club?
-Nah, mate. Go study! You have exams!
-You're such a BFB...
-What's BFB?
-Bad Friend Blago.

by blagozlatev October 1, 2015

Alex and randy are not really friends

Alex and randy are not really friends

Alex and randy are not really friends

by Real Alberto July 5, 2022

Bench friend

That friend that isn't quite good enough to be the first call when you have something cool happen. They only get the call when the First string friend isn't answering.

I just banged Tanya and her sister at the same time... I gotta call my boy and tell him.

Dam he didn't answer..... who is my bench friend. I'll call him.

by Bobba43074 July 26, 2021

Fake friend

A fake friend is a person who's always being a bitch and never actually cares for you for example they use you for money or lifts to school and they make sure that the second they step out that car there is their friend meeting them and in the car they don't talk to you they are texting their friends so when you walk out that car they are with other friends so you just stand behind them and walk up by yourself then when you get to form there is a person who you team with in a game but as soon we this other mean person comes in they go against you. Also the only reason their friends text you is because they want to know when their friend that your giving a lift to is arriving.

"Whens ....... Arriving? " -fake friend
What I want to say: "fucking ask them I'm not your little personal free taxi"
What I day: " just picked them up and left"

by Disney>>>>you March 31, 2022

Millennial Friends

When one of them fucks up or when they disagree, they post petty shit on social media rather than being the grown ass people they about to be in the real world and work it out, because no human is fucking perfect.

Another pair of millennial friends bites the dust.

by 937463829 February 2, 2019

Fake friend

Someone who wont bring you chick fil a or mexican to school since you can’t drive

I have many fake friends because they make me starve by not bringing me food.

by has fake friends💔 January 24, 2022