When farting in a sitting position, a fart splits at the butthole, a portion of the fart goes up the front and the back at the same time, both making a different sound at once.
by Thekeegster November 5, 2020

I was trying to practice giving head with a blow up doll but my slong had a Ferocious Penis Fart made my doll pop
by Dickens In your mother June 21, 2020

referring to Judge Judy interrogating the plaintiffs and deciding on the case "wow she really knows how to separate the poo from the farts"
by shthed October 2, 2025

Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024

by YogurtFarts February 26, 2023

by Soulsnacher69 October 2, 2022

After eating spicy food, you may experience slight pain after expelling gas, through the mouth or through your bum. Spicy farts may also be a sign of a stingy ring
by PenguinLH May 8, 2022
