john cummings

The kid who asks the teacher at the end of the day if we have homework with his gay boyfriends dick is in his ass

why are you being such a john cummings

by ajit pai 6969 January 29, 2019

Cum-siderate

Being mindful of where/when you ejaculate as not to inconvenience others.

She wanted me to cum on her face and in her hair, but I knew she wouldn't be able to clean herself off before the funeral started, so i decided to be cumsiderate of others.
Cum-siderate.

by Tommy Shenanigans July 1, 2017

cum

white stuff that comes it your pp

am going up and down it feel nice oh wait am cooooooming eeeeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeae that is cum

by anonymous March 10, 2021

cum mule

A cum mule is a super slut that goes across state lines, fills her whore hole with sperm and transports it safely and discretely back to her town of origin

My girl goes to visit her friends in eastern shore virginia all the time.
She claims to be visiting and spending time with family and friends.
I know the truth shes fucking her friends husband and his buddies
She comes back like nothing happened
Such a dumb dirty Cum Mule

by HorsethePussyFilla December 6, 2017

period cum

A mixture between period blood and cum
Or a type of yogurt mainly including blue berries black barrys and raspberrys mixed with Greek yogurt

Man Debra's period cum tasted delicious last night.

by Seimen February 8, 2017

cum li

A hot faggot that everyone wants to fuck

“Oh look it’s a hot fag!”
“No that’s just Cum li”

by Bruhu November 21, 2021

Cum whispers

Involves a group of men in a line, with the leader ejaculating into the adjacent man’s mouth. The men pass the cum from mouth to mouth, with the objective of not spilling any, until it reaches the last individual who is blindfolded and must guess correctly the original cum source!

Last night me and the boys got crazy last night and played a round of cum whispers

by SnakeyMick June 5, 2024