Cum webs

The end result of jerking one’s self off or a partner off into your bare hand. The ejaculate gets between each finger forming a web.

Hey Bill really gave Brandon a wicked old fashioned last night. He had major cum webs, I could have sworn he was a gay Spider-Man

by GrimyBitch January 4, 2022

Cum Pocket

The act of ejaculating into a hot pocket.

"Yo gauge remember that Cum Pocket you made"

by Szvail December 7, 2020

cum guzzler

Someone who swallows so much semen they piss out children.

She's such a cum guzzler what a thot!

by Isuckedadick May 2, 2021

Cum Trumpster

When a woman's promiscuity creates a series of volitale drama also referred to as a "Hot Mess"

Alethea's cum trumpstering is the reason that her three baby daddies are fighting out on the street right now.

by King Happo April 23, 2018

Cherry Cum

Whens shes on her period and you cum inside of her.

Dude my girls on her period, we're gonna make cherry cum tonight.

by Cold square December 21, 2020

Afghani Cum Torture

Much like Chinese Water Torture, however rather than water slowly dropping onto one's head, cum is, directly from another tortured person.

"Hey Steve, wanna come over and watch the Afghani Cum Torture going on in my basement?"

by seven rats in a corpse April 24, 2025

Cums

Plural of cum, typically refering to the sperm cells in a "cum-stain/cumstain"

Therapist: are you still listening?
Patient: Sorry, you have some cums on your shirt. Here let me wipe them off.

*licks own thumb and wipes off cums from therapist's shirt*

by Psedogod February 10, 2023