A shit ton of cum

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.

James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."

by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023

Poopy cum hole

When you are having anal sex, and your partner, shits on your penis while you are coming, hence poopy cum hole

Yesterday, Sarah gave me a poopy cum hole

by The tax um da um da um da January 15, 2024

cum griller

A panini press

Check out this cum griller I found on Amazon!

by Hallowsleeve September 15, 2022

cum doggy

a person who gets on all fours while begging for semen

“hey look at those two”
“yeah the one on the right is definitely the left’s cum doggy”

by dookiemcshitter April 28, 2024

Cum and Ball

When you cum in the air and catch it in your mouth, much like the children's toy "cup and ball" where you try to catch the ball in a cup attached by a string.

Man why would I ever need to play cup and ball when I can just play Cum and Ball instead?

by D1ngus March 21, 2022

juicy cum tornado

A juicy cum tornado is a girl who sucked your joy stick for 2 hours untill you came and now laying in your bed waiting for satisfaction while you sit next door playing operation desert storm on your xbox, leaving her ignored for the rest of the night.

Guy 1: dude, can i come over to your place to play operation desert storm coop?

Guy 2: sorry man.... i have a juicy cum tornado next door.

Juicy cum tornado: FUCK! I sucked your wiener for 2 hours! FUCK ME ALLREADY YOU DICK HEAD!!!

Guy 2: Hmmmmm.... where is this osama bin laden guy?......

by Kotschwan-Z July 20, 2021

holy fuck lois im cumming

it is a filler spam word to use whenever you dont agree with something and wanna say something. alternatives can also be used such as, 'Holy fuck stewie im shitting'

(1) "bro why do you always ignore me when i speak and say random shit"
"holy fuck lois im cumming"
"holy fuck lois im cumming"

by LilPro24 July 10, 2024