Bereavement Blowjob

When your loved one dies, and you get an oral sex to help you get over the sadness.

(Woman) - Hi Mitch, I know your wife just died, is there anything you need, let me know. Anything at all?

(Mitch) - Well, honestly, I could use a bereavement blowjob. Some old bay crab fries would be nice as well.

by Cliff Huddleston September 14, 2025

Bernardo T.

A tall, usually Jewish man who ripped his trusty overalls while climbing around somewhere he shouldn’t have been. A true hater at heart. However, like the grinch, his heart will grow with time.

Person 1: Who’s that guy with the expensive camera, blue raspberry slushee, and a dream?

Person 2: Why, that’s Bernardo T. of course!

by ZaidzupaBbshaliJameerBok September 15, 2025

Berfukafulated

Ber-fuck-a-ful-ated
(adjective)
Describes something so insanely broken, messed up, or beyond repair that no existing word does it justice. Also used for a state of chaotic nonsense that makes no logical sense and feels like it invented a brand-new meaning on the spot.

"Dude, your math homework looks Berfukafulated. You sure you even used numbers?"

"Tom tried fixing my car, now it makes dolphin noises. It's completely Berfukafulated."

"After the new update, the whole game is Berfukafulated."

by Shade MorningStar September 19, 2025

berlin wall

When you are losing an argument and need to derail the conversation, you suddenly bring up the Berlin Wall. The irrelevance throws the other person off, and you can twist their response to make it look like you won.

Example:
A heated argument is going on.
Person A: "Yeah but here’s the thing, the Berlin Wall."
Person B: "What does that have to do with anything?"
Person A: "Oh, so you hate people who want to reunite with their family?"
Person B: "No…"
Person A: "Exactly."
Victory.

by #1 Winner at everything #1 September 19, 2025

Bernard

Without the saint. A rum, unkindly type.

A real Bernard, he put all his rounds of drinks on my tab.

by Oafelia September 27, 2025

Berrywuss

A transgendered man with a silly self-created new name (usually based on fantasy or sci-fi characters).

After the transition, he named himself “Hawk”. He is a total Berrywuss.

by El Bombastico September 27, 2025

Bermænator

makes people confused you have to use that in a random sentence "you have to say it in a Alabama accent"

yo what's up my bermænator

friend:I'm a what?
bermænator

by hiqnmv October 2, 2025