brown shampooer

During a sexual act one partner drags their rear across a hairy chest while defecating leaving a brown streak in the hair (carpet)

My chest still stinks after that brown shampooer

by Dick Shon Neary February 22, 2025

hal brown

Pale, hairy, creepy, nerd. Resembles a guerrilla or big foot but in human form.

He's a "hal brown". I know, he needs to shaves of something.

by Sloaner Boaner December 8, 2017

willow brown

A person who is super lazy and sleeps til noon. They never want to go out and explore and would rather stay in and watch Netflix.

Me: hey wanna go out tonight?
Them: no I rather stay in and sleep
Me: you are such a willow brown

by Kmart4 November 16, 2018

sara brown

that girl who calls you ugly and makes fun of people behind their backs

Sara brown calls you ugly

by jeffery dumb October 27, 2019

Brown Ball Stamp

The Brown Ball Stamp is when a man takes a shit on his partners chest, and then proceeds to dip his testicles in the fresh turd and then makes multiple stamps/images of his balls on his partner.

Did you see Aubrey after John Brown Ball Stamped her last night?

by GoatFYourself August 20, 2019

bath the brown rat

When you go for a big brown poo in the toilet.

God I had a massive curry last night and needed to bath the brown Rat this morning

by Squashy Squashy Pumpkin Head May 16, 2023

sebastian brown

A kid that is chill doesn't talk but once you get to know him he is one of funniest,smartest, and coolest kids you'll ever meet also sexy

He is such a sebastian brown

by Fabian Oyoque March 22, 2017