daddy shit

When an alpha male performs an alpha move.

Bro after I mounted that lil Legiana BITCH, she fell down and I proceeded to clap dem cheecks, daddy shit!

by daddyofshit January 16, 2020

Pencil that shit in

The act of drawing on your face/eyebrows to make others believe you have eyebrows/bigger lips

(kylie Jenner Challenge)

Greg:"Have you seen Brittney's face lately bruh?"
Jacob:"Yeah she needs to pencil that shit in, what a slut"
Brittney:"who you guys talking about"

Greg:"some slut"

boys:"laugh in her face"

by falicia420666999 August 8, 2015

Dench Shit

A massive shit

Mother: Alex where you been for the past half an hour!
Alex: Sorry I was just taking a dench shit

by mrperson123 August 25, 2017

Ain’t shit

If you know any females with the names of : Alayisa , Jada , Abrianna , and tekoah They are the definitions of ain’t shit they don’t gaf bout shit .

Alayisa : we gotta kill dis hoe
Abrianna : I got the body bag

Tekoah : feed em to the wild animals

Jada : soke em in bleach

You guys ain’t shit don’t care about anybody it’s coo doe

by Issa truth March 22, 2020

shit be lit

A word used when something surprising or cool happens

Bob:I got a ps5
Jeff:This shit be lit

by Litbeshit February 1, 2017

shit-ton

An actual unit of measurement. Just below an ass-load and right above a fuck-load. Consider two million views for a YouTube video in two days as an example.

"...but this video did get just under two million views in about two days-which is what scientists and scholars refer to as a shit-ton of views."
-Ray William Johnson from the =3 episode "WANNA FIGHT?"

by whodyathink?BITCH!! October 8, 2011

Whitcomb Shit

A particularly irritating form of bullshit laced heavily with selfishness, sarcasm and lies.

Sue "My boyfriend told me he would be working all day but, he was actually hanging out with another girl getting stoned all day" Jane says "Oh yeah! That's some Whitcomb shit, right there!!

by Reesie Mueller September 25, 2010