Dweeb Nut

A highly stupid person

(made by vmpcartier)

You are a Dweeb Nut for believing that

by vmpcartier September 13, 2024

rega nut

rega nut + mega rat = ernie’s tits™️
rega nut is the rega-ist of all nuts.

rega nut + mega rat + tar oat = bert’s dick™️

by ianhawke July 30, 2019

Williams nut

Williams nut is a amazing sticky fluid filled with amazing and happy memories that will forever hold in my mind when he nutted on my face.

Williams nut just got all over my face.

by July 03, 2024

Nut Slit

A small boy's definition of a vagina

Daddy, mommy's nut slit looks weird

by SC 12345 August 18, 2022

CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)

A calculation on how much time, effort and money should be invested in a relationship per nut reached from it.

“Why did start dating this new girl?” “She has much lower CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)”

by MsMiller January 28, 2025

Nut Coffee

Coffee that has been tea bagged
Step one: dip your balls in your cup or pot of coffee (preferably cold or warm, not hot unless you like it spicy)
Step two: rinse or wipe the coffee off of your testicles, and anywhere it may have spilled
Step three: enjoy your Nut Coffee

"This coffee is pretty good but I wish it was a Nut Coffee"

by PlasmaDay March 25, 2022

Timmy tough nuts

Someone whose passive aggressive who wont say shit to your face but will type shit on social

Fuckin timmy tough nuts over here wont look me in the eyes butl'll talk behind a screen

by Yaint shit son November 06, 2020