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Fortnite Kid

An individual who is severely autistic and plays fortnite 24-7. Whenever this fucking cunts go in public they start doing emotes such as the Orange Justice and THE GRIDDY. They always shout into their $0.00003 crusty ass microphones and swear every second they get. You can hear their poor mummies shouting at them to eat dinner and they come back in less than 2 seconds to play fortnite. These rats always have a forntite accent, and always say "dogwater" and "yeayeayeayea", "I slept with your mum". THEY HAVE THE CRINGIEST USERNAMES like 69, noobplayer.
E.g: 5 year-old little Timmy is stuck in creative mode, shouting at everyone who 200-pumps him and has a real life. Timmy is a fortnite kid.
by Rico Lin March 7, 2024
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kids

The most annoying thing you will ever encounter
I hate KIDS!!!!! There to loud. children
by Illuminati was taken March 28, 2018
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KID

A form of expressing extreme laughter if "LMAO" or "LOL" is not enough for you. The more "Ds" the "KID" has, the funnier the joke was. If one says "kid" (no caps) then your joke was not funny in the slightest, or the other fellow is concerned or confused.
insert mildly funny sentence here
"KID"
insert VERY funny sentence here
"KIDDDDDD"
by Jolly ol' chap December 28, 2021
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Central Kids

Bunch of weak kids that think they hard but in reality they a bunch of cup cakes and carry around STD`s.
North dudes are about to put a whoopin on Central Kids
by Central Kids September 9, 2019
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national prank your kid

¨THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE¨
kid: OMG AHH
haha i lied its !!national prank your kid DAY!!
by arararyayay May 11, 2023
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kid mesc

One of Kid Cudis previous experimental names
by Séan Miller February 9, 2022
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pimping your kid

Using your child as an excuse for your own bad behavior or a job promotion your not qualified for.
(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".

Who should get the job?
by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017
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