bumper nickle arse monkey

The unknown species yet to be caught on camera in the streets of dublin city

Here bro have ye seen the bumper nickle arse monkey at all?

by tHe--cReAtOr March 24, 2023

Monkey Fuck Charging

When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.

Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?

by Villainous March 24, 2023

albino monkey

A derogatory slur for gingers

ginger “ your a fat cunt”
you “ at least i’m not and albino monkey”

by pur-pur March 29, 2023

white knuckle monkey fist

The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.

Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.

by Elfistothemagnifico March 29, 2023

Monkey

You...

random person 1: Hi giraffe
random person 2: Hi monkey

by monkey man standing on fan March 31, 2023

sea monkey

a stupid sounding person or if someone has a bad stutter.

" he was such a sea monkey when he spoke"

by rickadoi January 13, 2023

monkey twisted

a monkey spin - used in an act of sabotage to make a functional thing dysfunctional

secretive sabotage: ... airplanes had been monkey twisted in a way that caused them to crash ...

by jona(h) li, jona-li.eu January 15, 2023