Space monkey

A practice usually done in mental hospitals in which the participant crouches down, hyperventilates, then springs up on their feet whilst simultaneously holding their breath, causing a breif seizure due to lack of oxygen
“Hey, do u wanna play space monkey?”
“Nah man, that shit causes brain damage
by Cra-z-8 July 18, 2023
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Space Monkey

The act of hyperventilation and holding breath to the point of unconsciousness causing a temporary high
"Bro, hit a Space monkey"

"Hell no, only retards do space monkeys"
by biffybagh February 28, 2023
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Space Monkey

Slur
Racist term for white people. Derived from the theory that white people are not natural to earth combined with the theory of evolution, as put forth by hidden colors 1-4 metaphsicists.
" shut up you pink Space Monkey "
by Pistol 0G March 09, 2020
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Monkey clawed eagle

1.) a monkey who has claws of an eagle. Usually known as epic good chicken too.

2.) a crazy cousin who jumps on their best cousin forever and pushes them on the floor.
1.) *barbara brings in chicken for thanksgiving*

tommy- OMG. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE MUCH?!

2.) *Tiffany jumps on Ashley*
Ashley- OW. *falls on floor*
Both of them- AHA. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE. ♥
by Meowmix765 January 07, 2011
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Trump Monkey

when you turn her pussy inside out while screaming trump is my daddy then shitting on her toes.
Becky: WOW he gave me the best Trump Monkey last night.
by Trumpfuckery September 24, 2018
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Wool headed stink monkey

“Get this wool headed stink monkey out of my store before it steals any more of my watermelon seeds.”
by CoonCob May 30, 2023
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Intercourse Monkey

An intercourse monkey is where you let monkeys into your room and they like to practice anal on you while you're sleeping.
"Hey John, bro last night my monkeys pulled an Intercourse Monkey on me!"
by Remy Gardner May 30, 2023
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