Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
by summertime36 September 6, 2021
Get the B.S. Brown Stains on White Collarsmug. 
by n_gee January 6, 2020
Get the Brown popmug. A fuck boy who may be a little on the gay side. Likes to get drunk and fuck goats. Also may have a very tiny dick
by Mr6 July 2, 2016
Get the brown nickmug. Climbing term; simalar to brown eagle. Where a climber on the rock face takes a poo whilst in a harness on belay.
Joel took a huge brown kestrel whilst climbing a 3 star classic face, leaving a brown streak down the wall and hitting his belayer. The stench was unbearable.
by Climbing slang February 28, 2024
Get the Brown Kestrelmug. When a woman has her legs wrapped around a mans neck with a banana in his mouth and she sticks it up her arsehole
by Stan cockin December 20, 2018
Get the The Brown Monkeymug. by Sophie’s girl December 31, 2018
Get the Cheryl brownmug.