old man’s friend

A term in the past for pneumonia

Pneumonia is an old man’s friend

by elelcart July 12, 2021

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friend

The person you go to for lube when life fucks you in the ass.

She's a really great friend. She's seen me through some tough times.

by Xiamara July 14, 2021

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Friends

Anyone want to be mine

Guy 1:I have no friends

Guy 2: Keep your head up
Guy 1: ...

by dakota99 July 15, 2021

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the type of friend who is really nice to you in the beginning when you first meet them, but quickly turn into narcissistic assholes who only think that there opinion comes first.

these people are usually clingily to one person even if they caused severe mental harm to them. they always call you, text you, and its always for no reason at all. to be honest, we have all had these friends but when we try to get rid of them they always come back, then the cycle repeats. nice to asshole, over and over and over again.

guy 1: I heard you made a friend today!
guy 2: yeah, but its THAT friend..
guy 1: oh..

by Only_.Fax July 17, 2021

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Lover-friend

Someone you are friends with, but also have sex with, and maybe some love is involved. You may or may not be neighbors. Your kids may be friends. Your spouses may also be lover-friends. You probably spend a lot of time together, parent together, and combine daily chores.

I am going away for the weekend with my lover-friends.

Our lover-friends want to know at who’s house is dinner tonight?

My neighbors asked if I was driving in the car with my lover-friend the other day.

by Mrs. Mag July 18, 2021

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mustard all over his leaving friend

A video in which entails a man who drenches his friend, who is simply attempting to exit the facility, in mustard, much to the leaving man's surprise.

Friend: Wassup?
Me: mustard all over his leaving friend.
Friend: No.

by alecwind July 18, 2021

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